expressions + actions + stupidity = oral test

had oral test today.. guess who i was paired up with…

 

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call that lucky?

*Madam Theresa stroms in the class*

“class, we’re having our oral test today”

seriously, we weren’t ready for this, i mean, we didn’t prepare anything at all.. fortunately, we did come up with something.. we decided to be a loving couple…

*our oral test conversation*

blaze : Darling, where do you want to go for dinner tonight?

pearly : ssssssssssseeeee….

*blaze cuts in*

blaze : hawker stall? *smiles*

pearly : *disappointed face*.. no…. i want secret recipe!! i’m craving for it’s lasagna….. *pouts *

blaze : it’s expensive dear…… besides, it’s not a special occasion….

pearly : what?????!!!!! not a special occasion??! do you know what day is today?!!

blaze : today?? uh….

pearly : *full of rage*  it’s our 10th anniversary!! 10th!! ten years of marriage and you can’t remember??!

blaze : uh….. i’m… i’m…….

pearly : *saw something and pulls blaze’s collar* hey! what’s this! lipstick stain!! are you cheating on me?!

blaze : what are you talking abouttt….. *feels guilty, keeps wiping his collar*

pearly : *weeps* how dare you….!! i’m calling my mama….. *more weeping + wails*….

blaze : listen to me………. give me a chance to explain………

pearly : that’s it! i’m filing for a divorce!

blaze : *getting annoyed* divorce? so that’s what you wanted all this while izzit?? fine, since you want it so much, so be it!

pearly : *argh, speechless*

and with that we ended our oral! =D what a way to end uh..

i was suppose to be stamping my feet as planned to end the whole thing but the our teacher laughed so hard she made me laugh too! i just couldn’t continue.. gosh.. haha =) to be more precised, she was laughing the moment we started.. the talking, expressions, actions, stupidity etc…. it’s was absolutely hilarious!! nobody were paying any attention to us earlier but half way through our oral, after all the drama we did, we caught the whole class’s attention! *grins*

 i got 29 and blaze got 28.. not bad k, fifteen minutes of writing the conversation + memorizing + practice.. 

i would have record the whole thing down but no camera… =( anayway, i had so much fun doing it… special thanks to Blaze for being my partner! pity him lar.. his lines really made him looked pathetic….

here’s an idea on his pathetic look =)

kinda pathetic uh? no?

rice cooker

-today was hectic-

first monthly test:

7:40 – 8:30 a.m. ~ BM

8:40 – 9:35 a.m. ~ Modern Math

9:45 – 10:40 a.m. ~ History

11:05 – 12:00 p.m. ~ Physics

12:10 – 1:05 p.m. ~ Chinese

*schools out*

3:00 – 4:30 p.m. ~ Add Math tuition

5:00 - 6:30 p.m. ~ English tuition

7:30 – 9:45 p.m. ~ BM tuition

it’s 10: 15 p.m. now and i’m blogging

schedule up there ain’t my main purpose blogging..

while i was walking to my class today with my cousin, i suddenly had this huge burden layed on me.. something strucked me hard.. i told my cousin:

“i’m stressed and worn out, i don’t want to end up last in my class”

i guess i’m starting to realize that the pressure is on.. being in the best class isn’t as nice as i thought it was.. SERIOUSLY.. looking around my class i feel so small and intimidated.. from now on every mark counts, every stupid mistake i make in test affects… i’m just not used to all this stress and pressure.. i mean, it’s benn like three years since i end up in the best class.. everything’s just so different.. people, expectations from teachers, parents, myself… sigh, i remember telling myself at the very beginning of the year that monthly tests are not important, is SPM that counts.. but no, i failed.. i do care about all my tests, big or small..

-i definitely feel that i’m in a rice cooker now-

simple is more

sometimes the simplest words and the simplest actions makes the biggest impact.

words like “how are you?” can be complicated.. you see, “fine” is normally what we reply.. why? out of politeness? the only thing we were taught to answer? the only thing that it’s in our mind at that point? i don’t know… but if you really think deep down inside and ask yourself seriously how are you doing… the answer is definitely not as simple as “fine”..

chuck the advices away, sometimes, actions like a hug is the only thing you have to do to make a person feel better.. just a simple hug means a lot you know..

it makes all the difference

shout out of the day : sigh, if only phone calls weren’t that expensive.. if only..

fear factor

went for my teeth check up today… i’m doomed.. DOOMED..

*walks in room*

doc : hi pearly! how are you?

me : fine.. *laughs*

doc : so, what do can i do for you today?

me : oh..  just wanna check my teeth…

doc : okay… any pain? discomfort?

me : er.. not really.. did feel a slight pain yesterday night though.. left lower molar…

doc : is it the gums or the tooth?

me : no idea

doc : okay.. let me check..

 *starts checking*

after some poking…..

doc : gal, there’s nothing wrong with your teeth.. they’re perfectly fine…

 i was relieved.. i mean, who wouldn’t.. i thought there might be cavity or something…

*prepares to get up*

doc : but…..

me thinking : uh oh.. “buts” are never good”

doc : the pain that you felt could be a wisdom tooth

dang! *nervous break-down*

me : er.. so do i need to remove it?

doc : well… you could go for a x-ray.. and if there’s really a wisdom tooth, we will have to cut your gums, open it, drill through the bones and get the wisdom tooth out..

me : *heart beating (dubdop dubdop duuuubdooop)* er.. can i not remove it?

doc : it depends which direction the tooth grows.. if it grows upwards then it’s alright if you leave it.. but if it grows sideways and crashes with your molar then we’ll have to remove it….

 okay.. some of you may not understand what am i talking so just watch…

wisdom teeth that grows sideways and crashes into the molars… causing swelling and need i say pain??

me : *grins with despair*

doc : *laughs* i know the operation sounds horrible but it’s not confirmed yet.. the tooth needs about 6 to 12 months to grow.. so we’ll see from there k?

me : okay.. thanks… happy Chinese new year….

*walks out*

man! what other news can i probably get that is worse than this?? yea.. my fear for a wisdom tooth… now there’s a 50% possibility.. i’m freaking.. i mean who wouldn’t? the way he described it scared the hell out of me… gosh.. the only way now is to start praying.. my mouth lies in His hands…